Washu Purity Test

Created by your local McKelvey slut

Made it on @Barstoolwashu?
Gone to a WashU sports game?
Was told by Dorothy to shake up your drink?
Been to a Cardinals game?
Had a drunk cig?
Done the walk of shame on campus?
Been written up by your RA for smoking/drinking in your dorm?
Had to meet with your Res Life Director?
Got an academic integrity violation?
Should have gotten an academic integrity violation but didn't?
Faced the disciplinary committee?
In Greek Life/dropped Greek Life?
Rushed a professional frat?
Been invited to a formal?
Gone to class hungover?
Gone to class drunk/high?
Gone to class in last night's clothes/makeup?
Been walked in on by your roommate OR walked in on your roommate?
Was crashed into by a bike/scooter?
Ate undercooked chicken from the dining hall?
Started drinking before 9am?
Hit up/been hit up by your current/former prof on social media?
Fiended off your friend's nic?
Had EST called on you?
Called EST on someone?
Used tinder?
Ran into your tinder hu on campus?
Realized you have class with someone you matched with on tinder?
Spotted your sneaky link hu working out at Sumers?
Went to the hospital urgent care freshman year (for yourself or friend)?
Stole something from campus as dorm decoration?
Stole something from a frat house?
Added your situationship on Linkedin?
Gone to the Mardi parade?
Blacked out before getting to the Mardi parade?
Taken/bought someone PlanB?
Had a terrible roommate/suitmate?
Waited 20+ min for a shuttle/circ?
Been yelled at by a dining hall/subway worker?
Had a pitcher race at burro/mi ranch?
Got a cherry tree treat 3+ times in one week?
Had class outside when the weather was "nice"?
Gone to a pre in rusty Rutledge or Hitzeman?
Skipped a class?
Gotten behind a DJ booth?
Boked and rallied?
Gone to a darty?
Made/named your borg?
Blacked out at the darty?
Blacked out at Marquee?
Been roofied at Molly's or Big Daddy's?
Ghosted someone?
Been ghosted then spotted them on campus?
Been locked out of your dorm/apt?
Set off the fire alarm?
Did not evacuate building/dorm during fire alarm?
Took someone else's Grubhub?
Greened out at a party?
Hooked up with a freshman?
Was sick 5+ times freshman year?
Gone to the arch more than once?
Slept in a twin bed with someone else?
Had morning after regrets?
Flirted with a TA for a good grade?
Wore WashU merch at the airport?
Made it (submitted or was submitted) on WashU missed connections?
Had class with your Hu or crush?
Gone out every night of Welcome Week?
69?
Checked someone's snapscore?
Have a snap score of 700,000+?
Went home with someone after the bar?
Made out on a frat dance floor?
Used ChaptGPT to write an essay?
Ran out of meal points?
Gotten 2+ parking tickets?
Hooked up with someone on your floor?
Smoked in your dorm?
Blacked out on your walk back to your apt/dorm?
Threw up/been with someone who threw up in an uber?
Cheated on an exam?
Got condoms from Habif?
Went raw with a sneaky link/hu?
Contracted an STD/STI?
Had to clarify to someone that WashU is in STL?
Waited 30+ mins in the midnight breakfast line?
Hu with your friend's (current or past) situationship /sneaky link?
Blacked out before during WILD?
Slept through an exam/class?
Had your car or apt broken into?
Stepped on the seal?
Streaked across campus?
Been cheated on OR found out your situationship was hu with someone else?
Up charged or got up charged from party tix?
Cried at a bar?
Had sex somewhere on campus besides your dorm/theirs?
Stayed up for 48+ hours?
Had a hungover brunch at the Village/Loop?
Ate laced edibles?
Made up an excuse to skip an exam?